I HAVE A FEVER

AND THIS JOKE IS REALLY PLAYED OUT, BUT THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS...CORGIS. my love for these short ass little dogs started when I was big on anime, specifically Cowboy Beebop (which is really awesome btw) and they had a dog named Ein:

look at this large tub of love

well, this weekend I decided I'd do what I do best: look at puppy videos on youtube until my face probably melts. I did my normal "BABE WHEN DO I GET ONE?!" routine with Bryan and he got very flustered and said "I DON'T KNOW, NEXT YEAR MAYBE?!' which got my heart a-flutterin'. seriously, these things are the cutest ever which you probably already know by now. don't get me wrong, I love pretty much all dogs. small, big, etc etc. but these feel more like me. they're short, I'm short. they're husky, I'm husky. they're insanely cute, I'm just kinda cute.

I mean, look at this little dude in his life vest

I WANT A DOG WHO WEARS A LIFE VEST AND CAN'T BEND IT'S KNEES WHEN IT JUMPS. I REALLY DO. I CAN HANDLE THIS. they're the perfect dog for me. knowing me, I'll go read/watch everything about them (Bryan and I already did this with pugs and bulldogs. we like 'em squatty) just so I know that's the dog for me.

like, did you know they're farm dogs? FARM DOGS. I could get an art farm and have it wrangle people in. and they're very smart and attentive. PERFECT. they're like, the easiest dog to own.

I'm basically shaking with happiness. I will one day get my short legged baby if it kills me. KILLS ME.

Starting Over: an introduction

obviously, my name is Beatrice. I live at home with my parents and grandmother and I go to community college where I study art. don't ask me what I'm going to do with that degree because I have no idea (jsyk, I don't consider it ~a waste~). I spend most of my time with my boyfriend or at school or now at work. this will probably consist of art, bitching and moaning and other things I care about.

consider yourself warned.